What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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