What is white and long? A New York winter

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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