The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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