- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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