- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

guess what>? your mum lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

your so fat. your fat!

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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