I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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