- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Wolfjob.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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