- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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