Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

class is canceled. My professor died.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

people magazine

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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