Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What is green and slow Grass.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Penis

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

your face

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

rent a cops

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Anti Joke

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