- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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