Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

a chinese man pays the full price

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

read this sentence again.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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