Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Life

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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