how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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