what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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