- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Girls Lacrosse.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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