- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

LO AND BEHOLD!

Anyone can post anything.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

ejaculation JLR

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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