What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

taking out the trash... at night

sucks Syntax...

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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