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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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