Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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woman's lacrosse

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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