- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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