- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.