Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

shut up elliot

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Womens rights

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

who is really lanky? james cornish

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Women's Rights

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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