- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Sam Hengal.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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