- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

j.p. is dumb

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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