- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

i had sex.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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