- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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