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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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