- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

what's white and sticky semen

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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