- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

What's your guys names?

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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