- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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