- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Religion.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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