What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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