Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Massie is a fatass

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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