I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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