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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

woman's lacrosse

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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