Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What's your guys names?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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