- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha black people :D

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

rent a cops

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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