- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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