- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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