- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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