- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Chicken

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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