- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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