- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

knock knock!? . . No.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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