- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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