- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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