What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Anti Joke

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