How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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