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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.