- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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