- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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