- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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