Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Knock knock *open*

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Matthew Wyckoff

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Whats 1+1? window!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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