Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Anti Joke

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