- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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