Roses are blue Colton is gay

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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