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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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