a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Caolan and Eamon

I enjoy Popcorn

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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