- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What's half of 8? o

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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