WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Male leadership.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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