- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What do you call an arab ?

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Womens rights.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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