Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the chicken cross the road...

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

girls basketball

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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