- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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