- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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