When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What's one plus one? two.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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