What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Caolan and Eamon

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Sloths

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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