why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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