Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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