What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Caolan and Eamon

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Anti Joke

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