- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

You wanna see something really scary?

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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