Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

the economy.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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