- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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