- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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