why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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