Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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your face

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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