- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

In soviet Russia...things are different

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

why did the black guy die? cancer

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

XD Jackass.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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