A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

A mormon walks into a bar.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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