- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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