Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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