why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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