- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

A man died.

Sarah Palin.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

H o m o comes out as homo

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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