- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Who wants $300? Me too.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Do the roar!

I'm so punny.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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