What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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