- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Anyone can post anything.

I love alchohol!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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