Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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