- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Sex education in Texas.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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