- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

what is orange? an orange

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Nero, sure you are okay?

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??