- Anti Joke

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk