- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel