- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Abortion.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

You're a frog

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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