- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Indians

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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