- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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