- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Charlie Sheen

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