- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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