- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

batman has diarrhea

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Your moms so old. She might die soon

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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