- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

How about that airline food?

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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