- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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