Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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