A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Gay republicans

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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