- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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