- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Justin with a hat.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

You should read the Terms of Service.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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