- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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