Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A women in the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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