What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Bob Saget that is all

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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