Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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I am quite mature.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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