- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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