Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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How old are you? 7

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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i hate non minorities!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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