Justin with a hat.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

I'm Polish.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Japan

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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