Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

sucks Syntax...

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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