Detroit has a low crime rate

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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