- Anti Joke

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.