- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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