- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Stephen Hawking

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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