- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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