- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Shea's sty....

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