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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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