Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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