An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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