- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

A shark ate your mom

Womens rights.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Chuck Norris.

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