- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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