What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

you know whats not funny white boards.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti-jokes are funny.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Feminism.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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