Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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