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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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