Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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