- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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