- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Burp

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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