Jebron Lames.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

rocky is here again.......................

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Are you gay. No. Ok.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Anti Joke

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