What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Fat people

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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