- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

there was once a jew

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

my penis

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

alex is cool

A baby seal walks into a club.

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