Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Niall Horan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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