What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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your no better than a cockroach

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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