how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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