- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

why are balck people black because they are

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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