- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

vote this down and i will DOX you

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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