Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

poopy is poopy

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Womens rights

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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