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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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