Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

osama bin laden is dead

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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