- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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