a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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FUCK YOU

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