- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

whats my name? Matt

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

poopy is poopy

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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