roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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