Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

mikey is cute

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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