Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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i had sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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