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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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