What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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This is an anti-joke.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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lewis=cardiac

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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