Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Sam Hengal.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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