- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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