- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

I literally died laughing

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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