A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

"Knock knock" Come in!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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