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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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