- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Justin's life

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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