What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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