How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Bitch

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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