Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Racial equality.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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