How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Please don't shoot me

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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