- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

A penis walks into a bar..

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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