A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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