roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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PIED NINNY!

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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