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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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