- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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